I cried in a virtual world because my pixel recognized me… not for the win, but because the pig blinked and said ‘I see you.’ No dopamine rush—just quiet grief wrapped in RNG. We’re told it’s luck. It’s not. It’s therapy with free spins and existential silence. Next time you spin… pause. Breathe. Ask yourself: was that pig crying too? Or just me?

(PS: If your soul feels numb after 5 spins… you’re doing it right.)