I tested this myself — after 72 hours of playing Lucky Pig, my dopamine levels hit like a sugar rush from a broken vending machine. You don’t need luck… you need a PhD in ‘emotional discipline’ and a smartwatch that screams when you win £800… then quit because the game knew you were being manipulated by design. Also — why is every pig wearing glitter? Because it’s not magic. It’s probability choreography. PS: If your bank account has more candy than sense… you’re already the bot.