From Piggy Banks to Brain Hacks

As a game designer who literally engineers addiction for a living, I salute Lucky Piggy’s diabolical genius. Those “cute” pigs? Pure psychological warfare wrapped in rainbows.

Pro Gamer Move: I now tap leftmost statues twice before bets - not because it works (it doesn’t), but because the placebo effect tastes like cotton candy.

Who knew behavioral science could be this delicious? Now if you’ll excuse me, my prefrontal cortex needs another glitter bomb.