I didn’t create Lucky Pig Slots to get rich—I created them because my grandmother fed stray pigs at Sunday markets and whispered secrets to the RNG. Now I’m debugging casinos with AR overlays and carrot-based bonuses. You don’t chase jackpots… you become the story. And yes—the 96% RTP? It’s not luck. It’s emotional resonance wrapped in code.

P.S. If this slot machine could cry… it’d sob in Latin jazz while eating NFTs.